I’m back…

…and rumour has it Zac Goldsmith is so pissed off at George Osbourne’s glaring red “F” stamp on his “green” report that he is considering defecting to the Liberal Democrats. I guess when it comes to the crunch of a possible election, the tories care more about votes than they do about the planet. Vince Cable’s critique here.

In other news, Bloggerheads is back after Alisher Usmanov sent his winged beasts to scare the shit out of the hosting ISP. I’m sure Tim Ireland will be pursuing this glove-slap with the graceful ardour we usually see from him. Usmanov clearly doesn’t know who he’s fucking with.

So will he or won’t he? I expect to see the Prime Ministerial car making its way to Buckingham Palace tomorrow, but then again I’m not known for my fortune-telling abilities. Time will tell.